*double take* I… what?

{{:c I honestly wasn’t expecting much else.}}

Heh. First things first: who are you?

Okay, so my life has finally settled into something with at least a semblance of normality. Took it long enough, but who am I to complain? I’m doing well, I have a home, I’m not being murdered, it’s all good, really. Almost forgot what it’s like, really. It’s kind of funny.

In any case, I won’t be on this account all the time, I have things to do, but if anyone wants to ask me anything, go ahead. I’ll answer as long as it’s not the most goddamn stupid thing I’ve ever seen, and trust me, I’ve gotten a few of those. In any case, thanks to anyone who cares enough about what I have to say to follow me, and I’ll be back later.

… need help over there?

One was trying to murder me and the other isn’t.

I’m not sure what this is supposed to be getting at, but the way I’m living now, yeah, I’m pretty happy.

…what?

This is true in more or less every way. Seriously, I’ve gotten some really stupid questions here. Please, people, before you send something, read it out loud. If you feel stupid, don’t send it. For the sake of my sanity if nothing else.

How do you stutter in… never mind. We really should just make this private, nobody else wants to see this as far as I know.

Yes, that does make a lot more sense. Also, who are you again?